沒空翻譯，但Bit Tech網站上「我說的算」這篇專欄真的是奇文一則。開頭就破題挑明他的主旨：

bq. Today I am someone else; today I am the mind of the worst kind of Internet user. Today I am the voice of no-one and the opinion of everyone. Today, my word is law.

大意就是說他今天要扮演網路上最惡劣的眾生相。以下是一小段節錄：

bq. I don’t play games, because games are for losers who need to get out more, but did I mention I’m also the best player you’ve ever lost to at CounterStrike and will own you at the first opportunity? I played solo against team SK with just a knife and beat them all; I didn’t join them though because I don’t really play it. I’ve played to 60 on Everquest before the beta finished (They let me play to 60 to test how ‘Uber’ a character could become) and completed Half Life II. I play test for Valve, but they asked me not to tell anyone. Have you seen Doom 3 yet? I have, it sucks; but it’ll be the greatest game ever.

我的車比你多50馬力、我的人生比你更性福、我的草坪總是比你家的綠，我告訴過你不支援lynx瀏覽器的網站都是垃圾，而我的網站全是用flash做的….。這篇文章用非常有趣的生花妙筆描繪出網路的惱人風景。真是奇文一篇。